Farmboy fans ---
Remember that the first Friday of every month -- June 6 is next! -- you can tune in to
KFYR from Bismarck, 550 AM at 7:15 to hear "The Mylo Report!" Hear the latest from your favorite rock star! I visit with Phil Parker (he's not from around here) and Mark Armstrong about what's happening on the farm and on tour.
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The Original Rock and Roll Farmboy Blog!
Farmboy fans ---
Farmboy fans ---
Boy, it's been a while since I wrote on my blob here. Life has probably been dull for you! I hope you'll forgive me.
Things are good on the farm. The crops are all in the ground and growing; there are green shoots poking up. In one row in the cornfield I saw some roots poking up -- I guess that seed got planted upside-down.
It's been a quiet spring for rock concerts, probably because of that long cold winter we had. That sort of thing takes a lot out of a guy. I'm still at it, though, and I'll be traveling around NorDakota and Minnesota too for summertime rock concerts. ... Click for More
Farmboy fans --
Happy New Year from the Hatzenbuhler farm -- and don't come visiting, because we all have that flu bug. It started Christmas Eve -- Beulah got it first, and then Emma, and now it's my turn. We've all been achey and sore, and coughing a lot. The last time I felt this way was during calving, but that wasn't because I had the flu. Calving always gets a guy feeling that way.
It's a quiet month on the rock star tour circuit, which is probably just as well, what with this cold weather. Lieber Zeit, she was cold outside! I think Congress must have passed a law making NorDakota part of Alaska. What with all the oil we're making now, that was probably an easy mistake to make. ... Click for More
Farmboy Fans --
I have big news for Christmas for you all: we are having a special SALE for Christmas, right here at the Farmboy Music website store! From now until the end of December, when you order three or more of my CDs, one of them is FREE! That's right -- a free Mylo Hatzenbuhler CD, for you to give as a gift, or to keep for yourself! Chust place your order at the store, and apply the discount code EMMA13 at checkout to get one of those CDs for FREE!
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Ja, this is Emma on Thursday, still visiting my sister in the Twin Cities. People drive too fast here! and they drive too many cars! I wouldn't feel safe living here. Everywhere you go there is traffic from one side of the road to the other -- it's like the whole city is a Legion baseball field and the game just let out. I feel sorry for any cows that get loose around here.
We watched the television tonight. They have 97 channels of tv. We counted. That's too many! You can't even watch something long enough to decide it's not worth watching.
My sister is trying to take me to every shopping mall in the Twin Cities. We've been to 14 of them already and I think that's about enough of that. They all have the same stores with the same dresses or shoes....if I wanted to see the same thing over and over, I'd go with Mylo to the livestock auction.
I might head home tomorrow. Mylo really misses me. On the phone tonight he told me he milked all the cows an extra time today, just for the company.
Ja, I'm done once.
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Ja, this is Emma yet, writing my blob on Mylo's fancy website. One of these days I suppose I'll have to leave here and head back to the farm. I know Beulah misses me, and Mylo called to say he broke the can opener. I don't want him to starve.
Today was a busy day. The sister and I went to the Mall of America to see all the stores, and in the middle of the Mall they have carnival rides. Guess we got there when the county fair was going. I never could find the 4H building, though.
That mall place sure is big -- over 400 stores in there. We don't have that many in all of Emmons County. I wanted to get a shopping bag from every store, but some of the places wanted me to have to buy something first. They sure are picky...
I found a farm store and bought Mylo a new pair of overhauls, but I don't know if he'll like them. Farm stores just aren't the same; instead of a hammer pocket on the leg, these overhauls have a cup holder. ... Click for More